Well, I guess there's only one thing left to do. Stewie ties the knot with his old friend and fading child actress Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns into a traditional marriage filled with resentment and bickering, which comes to an ugly head when they join Brian and Jillian (Drew Barrymore) on a double date. In "Baby Stewie", Stewie's gene altering device operation manual is filled with images of him with Chris Hemsworth haircuts. ♪. Synopsis. As they walked into the Baby Superstore, Lauren marveled at the array of baby items available. Where the hell is my white wine with Sprite in it?! For those of you who've never played before, the game is simple. In the corner of the room, 'cause you threw 'em at a ceiling spider. Show us your ToonyPhotos artwork! I don't know if we should be betting. But it's not that bad-- th-there's plenty of sober stuff we can do together. Doesn't matter which ones. All right, I've put in all my desired genetic modifications. Stewie builds a DNA-altering machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but the invention has the adverse effect and he instead transforms into what he should have always been - an actual baby. Nothing, it's stupid. Family Guy 's eighth season first aired on the Fox network in twenty-one episodes from September 27, 2009, to May 23, 2010, before being released as two DVD box sets and in syndication. "Would you like to add a Hemsworth haircut?" ♪ We remember ♪ Ha! Ironically, the one time he tries tactics that would be fatal, Death's ankle was broken at the time, preventing anyone from dying. Are you ready to watch me play guitar on a stool? Alright Brian, I'll do that right away. Hey, Stewie, we really crushed it last night in that escape room, huh? Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! https://familyguy.fandom.com/wiki/Baby_Stewie?oldid=229215. Press J to jump to the feed. Brian, I need your help with Stewie on the flight. I'm in. The Griffins appear to ignore most of what Stewie says, though on occasion they have responded to his speech.This has been referred in \"E. Peterbus Unum\" as a meta-joke. no. ♪ All the times we ♪, ♪ And as our lives change ♪ All kinds of veins everywhere. Brian's talking crap about you guys to Stewie! Yeah, no, and take that Citizen Kane tone out of your voice. His name is in the address book in your desk, but you can't find the key. As much as I hated being around a condescending baby, I prefer that to a screaming bag of leaking crap. Tear 'em in half and lay 'em on the floor in my room. Brian: I played it in reverse. My God, I can't get back to regular Stewie. Now, I know what some of you are thinking. I know that there's got to be a part of you inside there that can understand me, and maybe Rupert can help you remember. If we can't drink, we might as well lock ourselves in a room with no windows. With everyone closing in on him, he hits on the idea of going back in time to stop Stewie where he convinces him that he'd only played a prank by showing Chris' video in reverse before eating a Rubik's cube and that he will remain smart. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Stewie Griffin started off as a evil genius, bent on taking over the world and also killing his mother, Lois Griffin. He was eating one. He's your best friend with whom you seem to have a very sexual past. Well, the good news is, since you do a s*x advice podcast-- which I really like, by the way-- every time you... ( honks twice ) it's a write-off. No. At some point you have to let me braid it! No, I'm on medication, so I can't drink, okay? Stewie, I'm serious. The end of the episode reveals it actually being a historical video, projected to a group of students in th… Just like how Sylvester Stallone needs help getting ready in the morning. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on April 26, 2009. ♪ As we go on ♪ A running gag has occurred over whether or not the family can understand Stewie's speech, especially given his tendency towards homicidal remarks. But once a Griffin hits puberty, they turn into a full-blown bozo. The episode features Stewie after he is attacked at an outdoor party by Joe's infant daughter, Susie. ♪ On which we used to rely? Lois: His preschool teacher said he took home the Flat Stanley this weekend, and she needs it back. Yeah, he was. ♪ Is violence in movies and s*x on TV ♪ Hello, puzzlers. Messing around with your DNA could have dire consequences. Yeah, like-like the most you're allowed to give. That's stupid, or is it? Our family kind of has an unfair advantage. All right, the name in the address book is Anthony Fibonacci. No. [Stewie turns back to normal] Stewie: Brian! Yeah, you know, veins. [Brian changes Stewie again] Brian: OH, SHIT SORRY! Well, whoever told you that was half right. That's impossible. Hey, Chris, watch. Lycanthropy is an inherited genetic condition, and a person can only be a werewolf if they are born to at least one werewolf parent; they cannot be turned by bite or scratch as is commonly believed in folklore. I don't know, Bozo the tax accountant? I'll just yank on the desk drawer until it opens. I wish I could go back to before this whole thing happened and tell him he's right. Season 19 He was also somehow able to get ahold of various forms of weaponry from grenades to guns to arrows and would constantly use them in an attempt to kill Lois, which he would always fail at. Chris and Meg were just as smart as you were. Guys, guys, guys, you're thinking too hard. I don't know why I always need your validation. Adam West also steals the show with his funny and completely insane regular character the mayor of Quahog. You guys want to bet on who finishes first? Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Take one. They might be hanging around.". They have very little control in their lives, so the key, and I mean key... is to make them an active participant in these decisions. ♪. Hi. Huh? He wasn't solving one. These are all just sketches of Stewie with different Hemsworth haircuts. Aw, he's gonna hate me for changing this one. Season: 12 Episode: 21 Total Episode Count: 231 Prod. The "toilet" turns out to be the time machine, and Mort is sent to the past. When Brian tries to use the device to turn Stewie back into his normal self after he becomes a regular baby, the computer tries to prompt him to select a Chris Hemsworth haircut and shows a live-action picture of Chris as Thor. That man over there reading a book by himself has offered to pay for your meal if you move to a table outside. It just turns you into a regular baby. Baby Stewie Stewie's experiment goes awry. That's impossible. ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ Yeah, don't you think you're being a little dramatic? Post it to the ToonyPhotos Facebook page and it will appear on here within 24 hours! This is Peter Griffin's pen1s Video. Brian: No. Asian Guy: STEWIE! Stewie's voice is provided by Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane, who also provides the voices of Brian Griffin, Peter Griffin, and Glenn Quagmire as well as numerous other characters. What I like about Chris (voiced by Seth Green) is the things he says show that he takes after his father when it comes to intelligence and common sense. SHIT! You see, when young kids act out, what they're really doing is asking to be heard. Goatee with little, tiny eyes. Easy adaptor fits most sinks Great for shampooing your hair, watering plants, bathing babies, bathing pets and more! Finally, I need you to sew the long plastic tube from the vacuum cleaner onto this pair of underwear. Bye. One hatchling's face turns into Stewie and another turns into Chris, then Peter forgets about Meg and imagines the third hatchling as an off-colored Boba Fett. Can I get some of those tiny square napkins? I can't control the DNA I was given, but now I can control the DNA I want to keep. Peter: Hitting a kid with a wooden spoon. He said we're a bunch of basic bitches. I had a night coffee, so I'm feeling jazzed. So, do you think you can help me get him back to normal? I'll find it. I know, but I may not have been telling you the truth about Chris being a smart baby. You will all be locked in identical rooms where you will solve a series of puzzles using clues hidden around the room. Stewie was born on September 11, 1998 to Lois and Peter Griffin. Stewart Gilligan Griffin, a.k.a. Stewie frowns and drives off…) Stewie… I know, but I may not have been telling you the truth about Chris being a smart baby. What can I get you guys tonight? Wish me luck, Flat Stanley. After that, go to Shake Shack and pick up four burgers. (Lois repeatedly slams the lid on Stewie, and then shuts it) Stewie: (muffled) ahhhhhh! ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Baby_Stewie?oldid=140291. Hey, uh, Jerome, can you give us a minute to discuss this as a group? Just nobody come in or look in. : JACX14 First Aired: March 15, 2020 Guest Starring: Brett Gelman Featuring: Stewie Griffin, Brian Also Appearing: Peter, Lois, Meg, Chris, Quagmire, Cleveland, Donna, Cleveland Brown, Jr., Roberta Tubbs, Rallo, Joe, Bonnie, Kevin Swanson, Jerome, Rupert, Bozo the Clown, Flat Stanley, James Taylor, Sylvester Stallone, Chris Hemsworth Musical Numbers: Graduation (Friends Forever) Director: Jerry Langford. Yes! I can fix this, but not if you don't trust me. Ugh, don't say "crushed" like you're trying to sell me a Range Rover. [Chris does weird sexual stuff with the vacuum cleaner, batteries, dish towels, and burgers] Chris: You don't wanna be in here, dude. ... was a baby… I'll-I'll just say the pharmacist whispers it to me. Oh, oh, you're waiting for me to keep going. When Quagmire is unable to drink with the guys due to medications, they all decide to do a non-drinking activity by going to an escape room with their families. It's going to change the world, just like James Taylor changed rock and roll. You're paying for their meal, so you can't be the dick. I think it's time to change you back, Stewie. Unable to cope with Stewie's baby form, he tries to undo the damage but has several misfires, with a gremlin-like creature being the end result. Look at those idiots. Hi again. The first time we see Stewie's birth is in a flashback in \"Chitty Chitty Death Bang\", where a doctor discovers a map of Europe in Lois' vagina, shortly after delivering Stewie. ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ Brian moves out, so new Brian moves in. Unable to cope with Stewie's baby form, he tries to undo the damage but has several misfires, with a gremlin-like creature being the end result. Showing all 9 items. Yes, this current talk is being videotaped and will be used as my legal release of responsibility if aforementioned toe-eating rats were to nibble, bite or maul any of the present participants' toes. Stewie decides to stop the process by rearranging his DNA, but ends up reverting himself to a real baby. As Peter and Lois bumble their way through, Stewie informs Brian of the answer to the problem. They may not be with us in person, but they are with us in spirit. That is why you bring a dog with you everywhere you go. r/familyguy: A subreddit dedicated to the TV show *Family Guy*. Go to the kitchen and grab eight to ten dish towels. (Lois turns on the Washer) Stewie: (gasps) Oooh oooh! You just copied my answer and took credit. He seeks help from Chris, without luck. Like so early you still hear people outside mowing their lawns. Things like Baby Einstein and other programming on early-morning channels will often cater to a pre-verbal audience, making it an excellent way to get back into baby … Yes, I look like a man who owns domestic rats. Everything on Groupon is just a trick to Get Out black people. This fat head is already paying dividends! Okay, where do people leave their keys when they come into a room? The Little Shop of Horrors (1960) Stewie is briefly transformed into Audrey Jr. Gremlins (1984) Stewie's gene splicing machine turns him into a Gremlin. You can't go in this machine, Stewie. Removing those parts of your DNA doesn't make you smarter. Would you like to hear tonight's specials? He seeks help from Chris, without luck. Quagmire, excuse my Wisconsin mouth, but... ( Wisconsin accent ): why the heck are you not drinkin', for cripes' sake? It's got to be on the computer somewhere. Stewie, from Family Guy, is a diabolical baby and evil genius who wants to dominate the world and kill his mother Lois. I should just let you enjoy your superior intellect while you still have it. And once you do that... you'll see... a big... difference. They're all good. - From Method to Madness This is my new invention: a gene-altering device, or GAD. As far as the eye could see in every direction the store was stocked with a huge variety of baby clothing, cribs, car seats, playthings, bottles and breast pumps, highchairs and playpens, an endless selection of disposable diapers and shelves full of cloth diapers and plastics baby pants. It ran on Sunday nights between May and July 2010 on BBC Three in the UK. In revenge, Stewie has Brian drown his future self in order to restore the timeline. Fibonacci is also a reference to a sequence of numbers where every number after the first two is the sum of the two preceding ones. I have a kite in my car. There's a Q and A with the cast afterwards. Spaghetti. Did you think you were the only smart baby in this family? Peter: Kissing a cross before you get-a on a airplane. My cousin's getting married this weekend. And not just... ( honks twice ) also... ( blows slide whistle ) and even... ( boinging ). At every turn, “Send in Stewie” wants to be a sincere examination of a complicated character, but it also needs to be an episode of Family Guy, … My science is correct. When the bird eventually leaves Peter's beard, it also leaves its three eggs behind and they all hatch and Peter compares them to his own kids. I think taking out that DNA turned you into a regular baby. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts (light turns green, Stewie drives off) (Scene cuts to Stewie driving up to florist shop, only for a sign on the door to say "Closed on 4th of July". What's up, fellas? No. But as far as I'm concerned, you've lost the bubbles. His birth has been shown multiple times in the series, via cutaway gags and canonical scenes, all of which with varying narratives. Whatever, Stewie. The missing numbers are what we need to unlock the keypad on the door. Plot. Oh, yeah. Now the bride and groom would like to share a moment of silence to honor the family members who have passed. Our family should wear uniforms with "Basic Bitches" across the front. You did it! I bet she orders the eggplant parmesan like it's something fancy. It's from The Da Vinci Code, and the answer is 2-3-5-. The outcome is hilarious. While the neighbors are watching the Oscars at the Griffins' house, Mort needs to use the bathroom so desperately that he runs into what he thinks is a portable toilet in Stewie's room. I just wish they would mix more of evil Stewie back into the plot lines. Previous Episode Reinforced vinyl hose with 2 position spray/stream nozzle Measures 5 Feet in Length › See more product details But the man is not his father and is actually Stewie, 30 years into the future. I guess they moved to more of a "gay baby" story line rather than the diabolical baby story line. Stewie doesn't like him so he decides to take matters into his own hands. Season: 18 Episode: 15 Total Episode Count: 344 Prod. I'll have just, like, a... a chicken salad or something. "Stew-Roids" is the 13th episode in the seventh season of the American animated television series Family Guy. Even in Target, 'cause who's gonna tell you you can't? Uh, "A client needs your help. Phone number: 235-blank-blank-3- blank-blank-blank-blank. Uh, no, no, no. A new kind of "Cheerio" Chap Stewie Stewie alters his own birth and becomes British. My science is correct. A lot. Now, here's a song that's basically directions to Boston. Baby Stewie (2020) Connections. You can even turn your house, car, and pets into cartoons as well! You're not gonna grow up to be dumb. Jump to: References (7) | Spoofs (2 ) ... in dialogue. Turn Your Sink Into A Handy Shower! ♪ Friends forever. /// Furthermore, the werewolf gene must be \"triggered\" by taking the life of a human, either intentionally or by accident, in order to gain access to their enhanced physical abilities, though this comes at the cost of transforming into a wolf during every full moon. I also miss evil *** little Stewie, but I also think the current is funny too. Are you doing the keto diet so you lose a bunch of weight and it makes you look like you got a mascot head? Baby Stewie His attempt at correcting this turns him into a normal baby, which is essentially a case of Death of Personality. I'm sorry. A dad and his young daughter turn their Covid isolation into a popular ... based journalist Jeremy Smith and his 10-year-old daughter Rasa discuss on a regular basis. I guess this season Stewie will … [Brian changes Stewie's form to try and set him back to normal] Brian: No. Stewie decides to stop the process by rearranging his DNA, but ends up reverting himself to a real baby. Remember Rupert? To fill out the remaining time, the show presents a Pixar-like short of Cleveland having difficulties while delivering mail. Yes! But then Stewie turns to the camera and reveals the dark yellow eyes from Evil Stewie. Guy! Oh, oh, I know, I know. A great way to talk like a baby is to watch interactive baby TV programs and try to participate. Family Guy Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. So you're saying that somehow, all my smooshed-together, crappy Griffin DNA is actually what makes me smart? Everything is fine. 46. \\\ I thought about what you said yesterday about me growing up stupid. He deserves his two Emmy's for providing the voice of evil baby genius Stewie. Their thought process always involves food or cultural stereotypes. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Watch baby shows on TV. Brian, if I was such a basic bitch, would I be wearing solid black umpire's shoes? "Would you like to first see a photo of what you're turning down?" Start Turning Photos into Cartoons! Yes, this is the "odd speech" cited in our Yelp reviews. No. no. For a one-year old baby, Stewie has had more jobs than a majority of the people who watch the show have ever had, ... they both walk off into the sunset. So maybe if I just start saying Italian stuff, I'll say the answer. As they chat later at home, Brian points out that Stewie will lose his intelligence at puberty and provides a video that makes Chris look smart as a baby. He spent his time, devising evil plans and constructing inventions that he would use to cause some sort of a crime. Meanwhile, the families of Spooner Street go into escape rooms. You can also post them on Twitter using the #toonyphotos hashtag. Welcome to my escape room! (Suddenly, Lois wakes up … Despite this, he has not killed as many victims as one might think, especially not Lois. But he solved a Rubik's Cube. "Baby Stewie": It's low-key, but it's definetly disturbing the way Stewie accidentally strips himself of his intelligence after Brian makes him think he's doomed to regress into idiocy due to his Griffin DNA. (Lois places Stewie into the washing machine) Stewie: Lois, what are you doing!? ♪ Come whatever ♪, ♪ We will still be ♪ Stewie (sighs): Okay. (hangs up phone) Great, now I have another chore to do. Next Episode. 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