All these huge places saw what they were doing ($$$) and started blogs of their own and basically, everything is a blog now. Michael K / Dlisted: Liv Tyler is the New Jennifer Connelly. Soraya Roberts is a culture columnist at Longreads and the author of In My Humble Opinion: My So-Called Life. Dlisted.com was started as The D-List on January 23, 2005. The Shade Room sashayed onto Instagram in 2014 with all the black gossip and snatched up 14 million followers in no time, disrupting blogs for good. … Since then we’ve been kicking ass and taking names or is it licking ass and being lame? Well, looks like “good taste in men” is still on the list of shit JLo is allergic to. As I patiently await for Hollywood to finally get around to reviving Cop Rock, Paramount+ is looking at doing a revival of Frasier with Kelsey Grammer… According to Lil Uzi Vert, it cost $24 million and took him four years to pay off. Not their blogs, anyway. Madison LeCroy, a romance novel character-named cast member of Bravo’s Southern Charm, claimed to have FaceTimed with a “married” ex-MLB player. position: { One of my top two shows of 2020 was I May Destroy You on HBO Max (the other was the masterpiece Veneno on HBO Max, which I knew wouldn’t get shit) and I, along with others, thought it would get some Golden Globe nominations today. No comments: Post a Comment. And the longer this goes on, the more you start shedding the act and reverting to a stripped-down version of yourself, which is, in fact, worse than the self you should have started with? Michael K barely uses Twitter—you can’t write a sonnet in 140 characters, The point is that this private-public breakdown was in the air and a bunch of kids just like us were given the ability to jump on it, This was the late 2000s, remember, not a time of deep self-reflection in which we were collectively interrogating a historically patriarchal discourse, Before hashtags were even a thing, he dropped his most searched feature, blind items, because the ones about sexual assault “felt crossing a line”, It’s weird to hear Michael K collapse into Michael Kuroiwa after reading him for so long. Anyway, it turns out even though his traffic, which he barely checks anymore, was cut in half by Twitter, he continues to get 600,000 hits a day or “half-a-pack of Virginia Slims a year.”. There’s a real humanity to his site. } The rigor doesn’t surprise me, either, there was always something kind of higher-minded about Dlisted. Michael K / Dlisted: Jay Leno Will Stay On NBC Forever (Or Until His New Show Gets Canned) Lane Brown / New York Magazine: NBC May Scale Back the Number of Hours It Airs Its Poorly Rated Shows. What was/is so great about DLIsted is Michael's voice. He uses theatrically vulgar camp humor, a hallmark of queer culture, but he uses it specifically to bolster “tacky glamour,” as he calls it, while tearing down privilege: shitting on Goop, thirsting after Prince Harry. i have kind of an eyebrow obsession. Dlisted: The Podcast; HSOTD; Open Post; Birthdays; Ellen DeGeneres; Angelina Jolie ; Meghan Markle; Kanye West; Home; About; Archives; Bios; Contact; Category: Dlisted: The Podcast. I had sudden realization a few weeks ago that I hadn’t clicked on “The Superficial” in maybe a decade when I used to visit is daily after I realized how fucking gross and cruel Perez Hilton was/is, There’s still gossip, but it’s back in the social sphere where it came from, people saying smart stupid things in a sentence or even an image. The guy who stopped blogging about his personal life because his family and friends complained, the one who created a persona because he didn’t want it to be all about him (“that’s not that interesting”), that guy has traded in his anonymity for a changing culture which eclipsed the industry that birthed Michael K. “It feels like a lot of people aren’t getting their information from blogs anymore,” he says, “they’re getting it from podcasts.” (Tell that to Buzzfeed). The recent arrival of stan culture—online groupies with a rabid approach to those who do not support their cause, in this case, Lady Gaga—means that Michael K must sort through letter bombs in an inbox that was previously occupied by regular readers. Shar Jackson is on a show called "The Ex-Wives Club" where she helps other women and men move past their exes. “At the beginning, I cared but now I don’t really,” he says. During each episode, Michael K and Allison use their impeccable journalistic skills to analyze and joke about the celebrity stories you really need to know before you can peacefully go to sleep at night. He speaks from his throat and it kind of sounds like he has a cold. by Anonymous: reply 1: 11/10/2018: Used to be my favorite site. “Back then my site and me were a reflection of what we believed then,” Lui says. “Barbra Streisand just pulled out a shovel and is making her way to Judy Garland’s grave,” he wrote. But when he realized that people were actually reading it, he shifted Dlisted’s focus to be about celebrities and pop culture. Facebook Identity. Michael K answered. If you're a true Michael Jackson fan, then you won't want to miss these never-before-seen. 3 years ago. “I’m much more of an introvert,” he tells me from his Adam’s apple. He has the shade juste. K-Lite Pro is the best available file-sharing program.It gives you access to files available all over the world for FREE. I’m talking about their sunglasses, coffee energy drink, and off-brand Rogaine empire! Check out Mini-WeSmirch for simple mobiles or WeSmirch Mobile for modern smartphones. src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/" And yes, she’d get the role thanks to that Boniva leg shuffle.”. “I feel more comfortable at my desk.” He says there were offers but he didn’t translate on screen. I hate feeling things.” Same. Like all great writers, he didn’t need that shit, he had his writing. He is married to Kathryn Mullen. K-Lite Pro is the world's fastest P2P file-sharing application, letting users share and search for any type of computer files. Dlisted: The Podcast brings everything you love (and hate) about the site to your ears. DAMMIT! DListed.com's Michael K., who’s harder to spot in public than his favorite unicorn-like gayelle, Rojo Caliente, took time out from his round … There’s still gossip, but it’s back in the social sphere where it came from, people saying smart stupid things in a sentence or even an image. --Michael K Yeah, it's sick, but scathlingly hilarious. This article is part of WikiProject Blogging, an attempt to build better coverage of Blogging on Wikipedia. The Golden Globes were announced this morning, and Netflix is definitely lounging back with a cigar in their mouth like, “Call me daddy, Hollywood.” Because Netflix cleaned up and got a total of 42 nominations, including six each for Mank and The Crown. Larry was 87. I miss him. He was a gay misogynist who scrawled cocks and coke all over pap shots, a shameless self-promoter who thought it was fun to call Miley Cyrus a “slut.” This was the late 2000s, remember, not a time of deep self-reflection in which we were collectively interrogating a historically patriarchal discourse. – Just Jared, Kaley Cuoco is trying to go for another Golden Globe nomination. Michael K (dlisted)'s profile on Myspace, the place where people come to connect, discover, and share. (function() { Dlisted: The Podcast; HSOTD; Open Post; Birthdays; Ioan Gruffudd; Cardi B; HSOTY; Armie Hammer; Home; About; Archives; Bios; Contact; Category: Birthday Sluts. : Jessica Simpson is a Drunken Mess — You know you've become jaded when pictures of a visibly drunken Jessica Simpson, clutching a bottle of Champagne while wearing a torn wedding dress aren't enough to surprise you. Stop. “I like it ‘cause it’s like I’m talking to my friends,” that’s what a bunch of blog readers told Erin A. Meyers who surveyed them for her book with the overly long title, Dishing Dirt in the Digital Age: Celebrity Gossip Blogs and Participatory Media Culture. It’s weird to hear Michael K collapse into Michael Kuroiwa after reading him for so long. And now there’s this adorable fluff ball of crankiness who is always like you when your alarm goes off on a Monday morning. But she didn’t, and the icy turd in my chest may or may not have melted a little when she said yes. – Lainey Gossip, Coming 2 America looks dumb as hell, but I laughed while watching the trailer, so either I’m stoned or- I’ll stop there. Full name and address. Christie Brinkley (67) Ellie Bamber (24) Lil Debbie (31) Zosia Mamet (33) Gerard Piqué (34) Gemma Arterton (35) Emily Rose (40) Bárbara Mori (43) Rich Sommer (43) … Most of us just kind of went along with it; Perez Hilton was our pop cultural id. Pudgy’s mood meter is pretty much always set to OH. But of course, after the nominations were announced, people said “HUH?” over certain nominations and let out a “SNUBBED!” over those who got a handful of absolutely nothing. “Now my reflection is about who I am now and the conversations we’re having now.”. Technorati has a new interview with Michael K of Dlisted.com. by Anonymous: reply 62: 11/16/2018: Just that site with the methed out troll hosting sickest trolls who ever lived. Dlisted: The Podcast brings everything you love (and hate) about the site to your ears. using: function( position, feedback ) { _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-1853049-1']); Because 26-year-old rapper Lil Uzi Vert claims he got a 10 to 11-carat natural pink diamond attached to his forehead. The Blemish: Liv Tyler in The Incredible Hulk » All Related Discussion « Hide All Related Discussion. Phil / Egotastic! As I patiently await for Hollywood to finally get around to reviving Cop Rock, Paramount+ is looking at doing a revival of Frasier with Kelsey Grammer… Profile photo. Oh, hell no! As the podcast goes on, the two personas have begun to fuse, K’s flagrant camp melding into Kuroiwa’s quiet wit. – Discussion: Ryan Stewart / Cinematical: … The country descends into civil war and martial law is imposed, and Michael's mother becomes very sick. A thread popped up on Female First titled ‘All About Nishag’. B This article has been rated as B-Class on the project's quality scale. He didn’t have a TV show. And no, I’m not talking about their union of love or anything. by Anonymous: reply 2: 11/10/2018: Listen to his … $(function() { I miss the world that made him. It soon changed its name when Kathy Griffin threatened to kill our asses. Labels: gossip blogs, insantiy. You asked and someone (sort of) answered: Offsite Link. Full name and address. It’s nice to see him getting some well deserved press. my: "center bottom-20", Michael K / Dlisted: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE, But Only After You Watch This Video. Bricks and Stones Gossip: Jay Leno moving to Prime Time 10pm on NBC. $( "
" ) His email is right there, michaelk@dlisted.com. The point is that this private-public breakdown was in the air and a bunch of kids just like us were given the ability to jump on it. He’s called his own writing trash and maybe it is but it’s some of the best dog-eared piss-stained pulp you’ll find out there. This does fall into the land of believable since Madison LeCroy is A-Rod’s Type to a capital T and he does have a ho shit reputation as being the owner of a dick that is always going rogue. — ABC is not going to like this. Oh, hell no! This heralded a more general move by the media towards representation. He has done a handful of interviews but has revealed, like, next to nothing about his private life. Spiteful Lars / The Evil Beet: Liv Tyler is Hulky. You know the mot juste? DListed's Michael K and the Demise of the Celebrity Blogger. var _gaq = _gaq || []; Like honestly we should look into that shit And after we do that, we cleanse our brains by pouring bleach into our ear holes, and then we get into the weird story about Jamie Lynn Spears accusing Tesla of being a cat killer and then taking it back … ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? Anyway, he has the most endearing voice on earth. Michael K. Frith, Producer: Between the Lions. I also had a distinct feeling that I have never had before or since, that the veil between worlds was thin. When I say I’m using a phone card, he says he can call me back and I don’t let him because I can’t imagine he makes much more than me. Since then, Dlisted has been mentioned by the likes of Details Magazine, Vanity Fair, … That is the best … I mean, damn, Kaley, it’s just a Golden Globe and not anything illustrious like a People’s Choice! Michael K Dlisted is on Facebook. 01-02-2021 11:00 by Michael K. Another day, another damn revival of a 90s show. alt="drupal analytics" > They had control now anyway with Twitter and Facebook and Instagram. Meanwhile, Emily In Paris, James Corden (for The Prom), and Jared Leto (for The Little Things) all got nominations. As the podcast goes on, the two For a while Dlisted was one of the first websites I would visit during the day. Stop. January 20, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K. 0. He had guest writers as far back as 2007 and now it’s him and four other bloggers. “It’s, like, not our lane,” he says. Michael K was always the anonymous one, even back when he started on January 23, 2005, while working admin at a gay hookup site, because, of course. He never uses his last name and he isn’t much online outside of his blog. It’s the first one – Pajiba. 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; The novel’s first half introduces an unlikely protagonist at the center of the bloody tumult: Michael K, a municipal gardener—a gentle “simpleton” with a harelip “curled like a snail’s foot”—who cares for his ailing mother in Cape Town (3). Michael K / Dlisted: I'm Going To Choose To Not Believe Her — Shar Jackson … Michael K / Dlisted: Ain't That A Bitch! Michael K / January 23, 2021 109 Fly a pair of suspenders at half-mast because talk show icon and King of Suspenders™, Larry King, died today in Los Angeles after he was hospitalized with coronavirus. Michael K (dlisted)'s profile on Myspace, the place where people come to connect, discover, and share. So I emailed him again and again. You had this whole generation of young people (I was one of them; I was young once), who were creeping online and suddenly they were given these free publishing tools like Livejournal and Blogspot and Blogger and fuck if they didn’t use them to talk about fucking, but, like, also the culture. Posted by candace at Sunday, February 04, 2007. The year was around 1986, two years before Rob Lowe made that sex tape … Derrick Bryson Taylor / Page Six: Caitlyn wasn't ‘entirely … dlisted quote of yesterday "Honestly, I'd rather stick a curling iron up my ass, turn it on, and open it than hit that." Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 Next > Feb 3, 2014 #1. londonhermit Active Member. Obviously, gossip columnists preceded these guys by a million years. His site has kind of grown. On one hand, that’s what Liberace’s zits looked like. This time for Most Over-The-Top Reaction To A Golden Globe nom. Michael K founded Dlisted (back when it was called The D-List) on January 23, 2005 out of a mixture of sheer boredom and a will to drag his friends and family members. February 2, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K. 0. Hollywoodreporter / The Live Feed: … Facebook Identity. “I don’t really like attention,” he explains. It almost seems natural that he is less popular than he used to be—all of us are. Since then, Dlisted has been making the internet a trashier place. They als… Well, obviously Shar hasn't moved past her ex, because she's … Michael K’s partner in foolery Allison joined Dlisted in 2013 and made it a better and more Canadian place. or Google. var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); Dlisted | Tanya Roberts Has Died At 65 (UPDATE: Apparently, … As Graefer puts it, “The crucial point is that Michael K’s humor kicks socially upwards and not downwards.”, The larger culture caught up with Michael K at the same time that it appeared to deem him irrelevant. A-Rod isn’t married to JLo yet, but it turns out Madison was talking about him and she later said that they never fucked and only talked on the phone. I don’t know what I expected - probably, like, RuPaul? Which is why it’s a bit of a tragedy that he got submerged along with the rest of the industry. })(); The Golden Globe Nominations Are Out So It’s That Time To Scream Over The SNUBS. By 2007, the gossip bloggers told Meyers, the industry was already saturated. “The only reason to really do it would be for clicks and to get commenters to fight in the comments about it.” Either way, the community he built is no longer the only concern. By the close of the first decade of the new century, it didn’t really matter what Michael K said or how he said it. He comes across as just as funny and humble as he does on his blog. .addClass( "arrow" ) started by londonhermit, Feb 3, 2014. He sounds like Kermit the Frog lost in a fog. Sure he conjures up … He still posts a couple times a day, but he has other writers now. I did not expect Michael K to sound like this. at: "center top", Before we get into the crumbling of the kingdom of pure love known as BenAna, we cover the abuse allegations against Armie Hammer. IT. If you don’t stop criticizing her, this picture shows what will happen to you.” The picture was a graphic image of a double Taliban beheading. 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